my dad tried to use my sister’s hello kitty shampoo in the shower and he just screamed “hello kitty more like hello sHITTY”
girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT