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surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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(Source: surprisebitch)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

(Source: memewhore)

literarynerd:

Well this is the best thing ever.

literarynerd:

Well this is the best thing ever.

fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

(Source: cockbarf)

As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my best friend. No one woman has ever said, “I am so proud of my body.” So I make sure to say it to Mia, because a positive physical outlook has to start at an early age.

Kate Winslet speaking about her daughter (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: wrists)

tomhazeldine:

MISS PIGGY THROWING SOME SHADEEEEEE

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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